Laughter - Expressions for High Stress Days
Laughter therapy has long been known to be an excellent stress reliever and can actually reverse disease and add years to your life.
Be sure to spend a lot of time time laughing and don't be afraid of looking silly.
1. You! Off my planet!!
2. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
3. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
4. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 28 years.
5. Allow me to introduce my selves.
6. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
7. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
8. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
9. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
10. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
11. You say I'm a witch like it's a bad thing.
12. Chaos, panic & disorder - my work here is done.
13. Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.
14. Is it time for your medication or mine?
15. How do I set the laser printer to stun?
16. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
17. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
Be sure to spend a lot of time time laughing and don't be afraid of looking silly.
1. You! Off my planet!!
2. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
3. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
4. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 28 years.
5. Allow me to introduce my selves.
6. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
7. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
8. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
9. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
10. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
11. You say I'm a witch like it's a bad thing.
12. Chaos, panic & disorder - my work here is done.
13. Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.
14. Is it time for your medication or mine?
15. How do I set the laser printer to stun?
16. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
17. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
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Source:EndlessStressJokes.com
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